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Best Friends Forever



Day One

- Are you awake?

- Yes. Tell me?

- Nope. Just checking.

- At midnight what you are checking? 🙃

-🤭🤭

- Seriously!!

- Leave all these. Listen to me?

- What?

- I was thinking.

- Please don’t do it.

- What? I have not told you yet, what in my mind.

- No, I am saying don’t use your brain for work like thinking. It will just crash. 🤣🤣

- Nonsense. Idiot. Leave it. I will not tell you. Even if I die, I will not talk to you. 😡😡

- Okay. Okay. Tell me now.

- Nothing. Good night.

- Okay. I am sorry. Please tell me now. Please.

- Hmm.

- What “hmm”? Tell me what you are thinking about.

- Before that, you tell me what is your plan for tomorrow.

- Nothing, as usual. Why?

- Can you please come with me tomorrow evening?

- Why?

- I am going to meet someone.

- Oh. Then what is my role?

- Stupid. You will be there for my protection.

- Yup. That’s important how I missed it. If I’m not there, then who will save that poor, innocent fellow from you. 🤣🤣🤣

- You stupid. I am such a fool. That’s why I ask you to come. Go to hell. I am going.

- Yes, you can. But without me, will you be able to manage it? 😁

- You... 👹👹

- 😇😇

- Don’t talk to me anymore.

- Okay, as you wish. By the way, who is this someone special?

- Why I should tell you

- Don’t tell me. I know the answer.

- Nope. You don’t. Don’t bluff.

- I’m not.

- Such a confident fool. Okay, then tell me.

- Nope.

- Come on, tell me.

- The boy from the fourth semester, fair and has curly hair. Comes in a blue car.

- OMG. How you would guess it, freak.

- It was easy. Even a blind person could spot it quickly. The way you looked at him every time he crossed your way. Disgusting.

- You notice then? But why don’t you ask me about it before?

- It’s your life. Why I should ask about it.

- Yah. That’s true. Why should you!

- What happens? Suddenly, so decent reply.

- Tell me one thing, do I irritate you a lot?

- Nope. Only a little.

- I’m serious this time.

- You and Serious. Don’t make me laugh. Please.

- Okay. Then good night.

- Okay, good night. But before you go to sleep, you should know one thing.

- Now what?

- You always look beautiful when you are angry.

- What!! 😂😂. Have you ever noticed how I look even?

- What a such an idiotic question.

- Oh. Really?

- Yes, it is.

- Leave it. Will you come with me tomorrow or not?

- Hmm. Not sure.

- Please yaar. Don’t do this to me.

- Hey hello. I am doing nothing.

- You are not getting it. Since my first day of school. I am always been with you in any big event of my life.

- So what?

- Now you became my habit. Without your presence I become so nervous, you just can’t imagine it.

- So, what you want? Entire life, I just roam around you to boost your confidence. Ridiculous.

- don’t you dare to say that you don’t. 🙄

- Nope.

- Why you are angry at me? You are my only a friend, yaar.

- Oh. Really!! 😡

- Okay. Okay. You are my best friend forever.

- 🤔🤔

- 🤗🤗🤗

- What time you will go?

- At around 6 pm.

- Okay, I will pick you up from your home

- Thanks a lot, my bestie. Love you.

- 😂😂😂.

- What happens? Why you are laughing.

- No one knows better than you how to get a job done.

- 😡😡😡

- Have I said anything wrong, madam.

- Leave it. Well, as you are agreeing to help me. I am also wanted to help you.

- That will be my last day when I look for some help from you.

- Idiot. Listen to me. Let me find a cute girl for you.

- Please my mother. I don’t need any cute girl. Or rather, I don’t need any girl.

- OMG. Does aunty know it?

- What?

- That you are a gay.

- What a nonsense. If I don’t waste my time to impress some stupid girl like you. Does it mean I am gay? Your thoughts are like you only. Hippopotamus.

-🙄🙄

- Yes. Hippo. Now go to sleep. It’s already late.

- Why are you feeling sleepy? Or sinking, sinking, drinking water.

- Why I should tell you!

- It means you have something to hide from me. 😡😡

- Stupid. I am just kidding.

- I don’t believe you.

- Then don’t. But please let me sleep.

- Absolutely. Please go.

- Thank you.

- By the way, why you don’t have any girlfriend yet?

- I have that doubt for quite a long time! Now sanguine.

- What?

- That you are not a girl. 🤣🤣🤣. Or else, being a friend and a girl too. You must be my first and last girlfriend.

- Not funny. Give me a straight answer.

- What do you want to know? You know me from childhood. I hide nothing from you.

- That’s why I want to know? Why you are single yet.

- Who is asking it?

- Don’t divert the topic.

- There is no specific answer to your such stupid question.

- Let me reframe the question then.

- 🤔🤔. So intelligent.

- According to you, what is Love?

- A disease.

-😡😡

- Okay, okay. What is love that can’t be explained in a few words?

- Then use some more, but need the answer today.

- I can tell you, but that might not get into your idiotic head.

- Try me.

- See, there are no different feelings called love. It’s mixed with other feelings, like friendship, trust, care, understanding and such many more. Love is a feeling of comfort, experiencing peace when your partner around you.

- Hmm.

- Love is not holding your hand & eager to stay close when you are young. Love is that when your relationship is getting old and still your conversation with him is never ending. You still want to hold her hand. Ageing has no effect on your relationship.

- Such a wise person you are in this subject. 🤭🤭

- You want to listen or not?

- Yes, yes. Please continue.

- The foundation of love is always a genuine friendship. The person to whom you can share your every thought without thinking. He can understand your mood, even you don’t express it. Stand with you even when you are wrong. He fights with the entire world for you, but within four walls he makes you understand your fault.

- As you do for me! All the time. 🤗🤗

- Shut up, idiot. We are talking in general.

- Yup. Yup.

- Love is a feeling of trust. Where you don’t need to be afraid of being cheated. No need to check on him in each step of life. Love is not the jewellery that you just keep it just safe. Always keep in the locker so that no one can steal it from you. It’s not a possession, it’s a feeling like living, which you should experience, day & night, all the time.

- Bravo. What a thought, Sir Ji.

- Stupid.

- I know I am stupid. But why you with such a bunch of knowledge still being single?

- The day you understand it, I will be no longer single.

- Means?

- Means nothing. Are you done for the day? Can I go to bed now?

- Yes, sleeping beauty. You can.

- Then good night. Picking you up tomorrow.

- Yup.


Day Two


- I have seen no one so selfish like you.

- I am not in a mood to talk. Good night.

- 🙄🙄

- Please.

- What happens?

- I don't want to talk to you.

- Well, it's my mistake. I forget, you will be busy with your prince charming. Who the hell I am that you will chat with me?

- Idiot. Stupid. Baboon. Buffalo. I am angry at you and by the way; I am not talking to anyone. Just for your information, I blocked his number.

- Someone rightly said once, no one can understand a woman completely. From a romantic evening partner, he became a blocked contact in just six hours. Poor fellow. 🤭🤭

-Shut Up.

- 🤐🤐

- Idiot.

- But what happen suddenly?

- That's none of your business.

- What makes you so upset?

- Upset? Who said that?

- I know you. You can't hide it from you.

- I am not hiding anything, humbug.

- Do you think your words will convince me? Listen, I even know in which mood what words or emoji you choose. So please don't teach me.

- Pantomath. 😾😾

- Yes. That's I am. At least about you.

- I don't want to talk. Bye.

- You can’t even share with your best friend, strange! Anyway, then let me know why you are angry at me?

- Because I am simply angry at you. That's not enough for you. You need reasons too? 😡😡

- Not reasons. Basically, a curiosity. On your romantic dating, what I did so wrong that made you mad? 🤔🤔.

- Don’t pretend what you are not.

- What am I pretending?

- Innocent.

- 😵😵

- After so many years of friendship, you doubt on my innocence. I don’t like this. 😏

- You and innocence. 😆😆. Give me a break.

- What is your problem!!

- Oh. I have a problem. Good, you spit that out.

- I really don’t understand what happens to you? Why you are reacting in such a way. Please tell me at least now. Please.

- Ask yourself.

- 🤔🤔🤔

- You keep on thinking. I am going to sleep. Bye.

- Please yaar. Tell me what made you so angry. Please.

- Who was that girl?

- Girl? 😱😱

- I told you. Don’t try to be over smart. It does not suit you.

- So now you at least accept that I am smart but not over. 😇

- Don’t irritate me. Who was that girl?

- Oh. You mean that girl. 😊😊

- See how you are blushing now. Disgusting. 😡😡

- Why you are reacting in such a way. She is one of my old friends.

- There is a limit to telling lies. Please scare of god at least.

- God’s wrath is manageable. Difficult is yours. By the way, why my answer appears as a lie to you.

- Because I know all of your friends, cousins and relatives, so don’t play with me baboon.

- This one you may don’t know. You know, I have so many friends; it is difficult to remember.

-😆😆😆😆

- It’s not so funny. Okay, I have limited friends, so what. I believe in quality, not in quantity like you hippopotamus.

- Yes. Yes. I know very well your friends' quality. A bunch of jokers who fill their heads with fresh cow-dung.

- Like you and your friends.

- Hey hello. My friends are far more intelligent and aristocrat than yours.

- Oh, really. Your friends are diva and my friends are Joker. My dog is a stray dog and your dog is “Tommy”. What a capitalistic thought.

- So, you confirm that we both have dogs around us, not friends. 😂😂

- 😡😡😡

- Well, I totally agree with you.

- Such a cheap mentality.

- Yes, effect of yours.

- Hippopotamus.

- Baboon.

- in reality. You are my only friends in a genuine sense.

- Yes, same here.

- 😆

-🤗🤗

- Now tell me why you blocked your prince charming?

- He is not my type, you know.

- And you realise that within few hours.

- Yes. I did. Do you have any problem?

- No. Why should I. But how?

- He is basically ‘mere babu ne khana khaya’ type. Yaak. Too cheesy.

- Well, what you know now, I know it prior.

- 🤬🤬🤬

- What?

- Why don’t you tell me that?

- I thought you are smart enough to figure it out.

- seriously man!!

- 😁😁

- You know last few hours he continuously asking me to join a video call with him.

- Holy smoke. Hope you didn't?

- Nope.

- Thank God. I am not in a mood to go to a police station now.

- Hey Hello. How this police station came in between?

- See, it's very simple. If anyone saw you without makeup in a video call. He will have a heart attack. And if there is death, police will arrest you.

- You know. Let the police do their job, but before that, I will kill you. Tonight, no one can save you from my hand.

- Yes, I know. One day it will happen. It is in my Kundli. It is mentioned there that my death will be in the hand of a demon woman.

- Argghhhh. You are just incorrigible. 😡 😡

- Thanks for your compliment.

- But one thing is for sure.

- What?

- These so-called good-looking and handsome boys are so shallow in wisdom and intellect. They are so indulged with their beauty in which they have zero contribution, that they don’t allow to grow their personality. They can bore anyone within a few hours. So obsessed with their looks and appearance. Disgusting.

- I think the same does not apply to the girls. Or else you should bore me a long time back. 🙄🙄

- Do you have today's newspaper nearby?

- Why?

- Just check your horoscope, does it mention that you have grave danger in your life today or not?

- Nope.

- Then write it. Because right now I am going to kill you. No one can save you. 🔪🔪

- Okay, okay, cool down. This is the only reason you blocked him.

- Do you have any other reasons in your mind?

- How would I have that, you blocked him, not me?

- Leave all this. Listen to me first. Who was that girl?

- Oh. You mean that girl.

- Yes, I mean that bitch. Now tell me, who is she?

- What is this? You don't know her, and you are abusing her just like that. I do not expect this from you at all.

- I will understand what is right or not. Tell me first who is she and why she was so close to you? Why you both were laughing like mad?

- She is my new friend. We take the lesson of Hawaiian guitar together. And hello, she was not close enough to me at all.

- Now I understand what suddenly makes you so interested in taking guitar classes.

- What nonsense.

- And she was not close enough then what we call close enough. When she will sit on your lap? All boys are the same.

- This is a typical problem for all girls. Turn an individual issue into a general statement. And second, you were there for your romantic date with your prince charming. Then why you are peeping at me.

- My eyes, my ears. My wish. Any problem?

- End of the argument. Whenever you want to hide something, you say this. I know you.

- There is nothing to hide. So, she is your new girlfriend.

- Maybe. You never know.

- Oh. Really. So much water has been flown through Ganga and I have no clue. Good. But she is not your type. Don't go for her.

- Hey hello. I have not asked for your opinion about her. And who the hell you are to make comments about her?

- Who the hell I am? 🤬🤬🤬. Just one more time you utter these lines. Just Once.

- I will. What you will do?

- Nothing. I will just kill you straight away. How you dare to say this to me.

- How you called her a bitch.

- That girl you may know for a few weeks and for her now you are fighting with me. Insulting your best friend, whom you knew for the last twenty years. So strange. You changed a lot nowadays.

- Hope you have mirrors in your room, then check yourself once before putting the finger at me.

- I have never seen a boy who argues like you.

- Ya. I know you have lots of experience with boys.

- Mind your language. You are crossing the limit.

- Oh. I am crossing the limit and who just said 'bitch' to her? That is within the permissible limit, right?

- Yes. I am your best friend and I can say anything to her.

- Who said that? Who gives you that authority?

- Authority? You are asking my authority?

- Yes, I am. Listen carefully. Don't interfere anymore in my personal life. 🙏🙏

- I am interfering in your 'personal' life!! this is the last thing I was expecting to hear. I was in a perception that we are such a close friend those can share all their spaces.

- We were. From now onwards, no more.

- Well then, why we are pretending to be a friend. Let's end that too.

- Okay fine. If that makes you happy.

- Making me happy! You believe that makes me happy. Great. Then do it.

- Okay, fine.

- Good bye my friend. Let the happiness always around you.


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Day Three

- Please unblock me. Please.

- It’s almost twenty-four hours since you blocked me. You are not picking up my phone, too. I am sorry for my behaviour. Please forgive me. Please.

- Please, I am pleading, please talk to me at least once.

- Please unblock me. Please. 🙏🙏

- Well, it looks like; you give a damn about my request. At least three hundred SMS, I have sent, and you didn’t bother to give me a single response. Maybe I deserve the same. Consider this is my last message. Before I end this up, I just want to know one thing: that girl means nothing to me. She is not even my friend. You were my only and only friend. You are my first friend and you will be my last. No one ever able to take your position in my life. Good bye.

- If she is not your friend, then who was she? What she was doing then there? 😡 😡

- Thank God. You finally reply! Please unblock me. Please.

- Why should I? It’s over, don’t you remember that.

- Please. I already told you I am extremely sorry for my behaviour. Please talk to me.

- I am not interested neither in your apology nor you. Just tell me. Who was she?

- I will. Please trust me. Please unblock me first.

- Okay. I am doing it for a few minutes only. Remember that.

- I will. Please.

- Now tell me who was she?

- Well, she was my cousin’s fiancé.

- I don’t trust you. You are just trying to calm down me by telling this story.

- I am telling the truth rest up to you. I can’t force you to believe the same.

- Then what she was doing there?

- Is it important to know? Can’t we park it for the time being.

- Nope. I want to know right now.

- Okay, I asked her to come that day and requested to act like this.

- What the hell! But why?

- It’s better we don’t go there.

- Sorry, if today we bring things so far then I want to walk till the last mile too. So, tell me why you did such a stupid act there.

- Because I want you to feel jealous. I want to make you feel the same pain which I felt every time when you go on a date with other boys.

- What are you saying? We are best friends forever. Then from where this jealousy, pain etc came between. Are you going crazy? Why you did such an idiotic job, still I am not clear.

- I presume you know.

- Oh, shit. Do you mean you are in….

- Hold on, please. What are you trying to mean?

- Well, then I am not saying anything.

- I didn’t mean that.

- let me tell you something then, my dear friend. You know every relationship always comes with some precondition, a certain limitation, along with a pre-defined expectation. Let me explain to you the same. Some feelings we can share with our mother, but not with our father. Both have some unique set of expectancy. Our siblings look at me from a different point of view, our boyfriends have another. Each relationship demands a different version of me all the time. Honestly, I am tired of being someone’s daughter, sister or girlfriend. In each relationship I am always incomplete. A part of my soul always suppressed. But believe me one relationship where I am totally me. Raw and purest form of me. One relationship where I feel complete. That’s with you. Only you. You stupid, never understand that.

- 🤔🤔🤔

- Yes, trust me. You are my most dependable friend. My best friend ever. You are the only person who gives me a total freedom to be myself, with no strings attached. I never pretend to be someone in front of you. That’s mean a lot to me. I can’t put this bond in any other form of relationship. I know you think I am an idiot, but maybe not up to that extension where I trade an entire sky of friendship in exchange of ten by twelve bedrooms.

- What you are talking about, I am not getting anything. Why you became so emotional. It was a prank, you piglet. 😆 😆

- You baboon, hippopotamus. You are just disgusting.

- I am like that only you know. 😇

- That’s why I was thinking how you can have such feelings for me suddenly. That made me perplexed for the last twenty-four hours.

- Yaak. How you can even think of such. I and have such feelings🤢. It’s against my reputation, you know.

- But really, you just brought your cousin’s fiancé to make this prank. Seriously?

- Yup. Didn’t she perform extraordinarily?

- Yes, she did. Still, I just can’t believe that.

- Then just imagine how realistically I designed that. 😇

- You monkey. Baboon.

- But tell me one thing, why you reacted so furiously to her? Even you didn’t meet her.

- Well, that’s not important.

- No madam, it’s important. So answer me.

- What you will do knowing that. It’s a secret.

- You know, when I uttered my first word that was neither mom nor dad. It was ‘secret’. I love secrets. So please tell me.

- You are so nagging. It’s just sickening. Okay, listen then. At that moment, I thought it was real. You are seriously involved with someone. I am going to lose you as a friend. You will no longer be my best friend. You would not have enough time for me. I shall become very lonely. Those thoughts made me crazy, and I said something about her which I should not. My apologies.

- Your apology accepted. By the way, today you clear another confusion of mine.

- What?

- I had a doubt since beginning but now it is crystal clear.

- Stupid. Tell me what it is?

- Nothing at such.

- You white elephant, just shut up and tell me what it is.

- Well, I am sure that you were my mother in my previous birth.

- Idiot. Talking nonsense all the time.

- Nope. Its sensible. That thoughts only came to a mother’s mind, not to a best friend. 😆

- 😂 😂 😂

- But maybe some other day this will be true, then also you will react like the way you did?

- Don’t know, anyway, who cares what will happen someday. Let’s focus today. Right?

- Correct, who cares. So what’s the plan then?

- Checking some cool boys, I think.

- 😡 😡 😡🔪 🔪

- 😆 😆

- Do whatever you like to do, just only one request this time don’t involve me in it.

- Request declined. You must be by my side on such adventures. Or rather, I say I need you at my side throughout my journey of life.

- Then do one thing. You take me along with you in your in-law’s house after marriage, too.

- That’s why I love you so much. Such a great idea only my bestie can give. This will be my prime pre-marital condition for them. My best friend will stay with me forever. I am getting goosebump just thinking that.

- Oh, hello. You headless. I said that sarcastically.

- So, what? An idea, always an idea.

- Alas, you are now beyond human purview. Only a god can save you. You need blessings, not the medicine.

- 😆😆😆

-By the way, I may agree with your indecent proposal if you would do a little modification in your proposal.

- And what is that?

- A very simple step you need to take.

-🙄🙄🤔

- You just need to become from my friend to my friend with benefits.

- Thou Brutus too! You also like others running after my flesh. Shame on you. You old fox, how you even think about that. No one can save you today. I will kill you with my bare hand today itself.

- That’s great, you know what the great poet Rabindranath Tagore said once?

- What? 😡😡

- “Your cruel strike is your touch; it’s my gift. When my eye does not behold you in the darkness of infatuation and shame. Set aflame all my blemishes with the lash of your thunder.”

- You know you should open online training classes.

- Are you nuts or something? I told you such romantic poetry and your answering gibberish. Totally useless.

- Why useless? World should learn from you that how to divert topic and escape.

- 😅😅 Is it so?

- 👹👹🔪🔪

- Okay then let me tell you one thing.

- What? Another diverting story. Let me assure you, whatever tricks you applied to night to divert me, it will not work. I will kill you, dirty dog.

- It’s not a story. This is the truth. I never see you as a flesh. I see you as a starlight in the dark night. I never want to touch your skin. I want to touch your soul. I respect you as a person, as a human being. Your gender has no role in it. So, my small suggestion to you, don’t go for those boys who are fond of your beauty and appearance. Go for them who can see your inner beauty, love your personality, and accept you as you are. Believe me, physical beauty of yours is temporary, but the inner is eternal.

- Aww, really. What do you think? I shall be happy by listening to these flattering words of yours. I am still angry at you.

- What’s new to it? You are always. Actually, when you are not angry at me, that’s the time I am worried. 😂😂

- You Baboon.

- Well, I may have one news to announce tomorrow.

- Okay. So which news channel I should watch for that? Would it be coming on prime time? 🤔

- Bye and good night.

- Hey hello, tell me, what is the news now. I can’t wait till tomorrow.

- You have to. Patience is the key, my dear friend.

- Please don’t do this to me. You know I can’t take such suspense. So please tell me yaar.

- Nope.

- Please. My pink piggy.

- 😇😇. Goodnight.

- Goodnight, you stubborn buffalo.


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